I live next door to a genius

I opened up Facebook today and once again faced the ad for the IQ test. That's when my suspicions were confirmed.


My neighbor is a freakin' genius, but her daughter is dumb. Sorry Konnie, but Facebook doesn't lie. (Obviously it might have been different if you're mom had married someone smarter.)

Making the world a McBetter place

McDonald's has finally come out with a product that makes any situation better: it's the line up of McCafé products. For example:

machine gun

machine guné

death

deathé

puke

puké

poop

poopé

Finé!