Monday, April 19, 2010

Beaver damage

We've recently had trouble with some pesky beavers in our city. No one has seen them, but we're all pretty sure that there has been a rash of drive by gnawings. Animal rights activists have been advocating for tolerance until more evidence has been gathered. The rest of us think that it is time something was done about this outbreak of unregulated chewing. After all, there is already incontrovertible evidence in the PetSmart parking lot—a toppled, gnawed tree. Little J is seen below in a portrayal of how the crime was probably perpetrated.

The beaver poises above its unsuspecting prey.

The beaver decapitates its prey.

The beaver celebrates the wanton carnage.

1 comment:

Lacking Productivity said...

Is that for real? Is that really from a beaver? (Don't laugh...I seriously don't know.)